It's hard to remain patient after the vibrations. So this time you will keep it in the right pocket of your pants. Vibrations are like a symphony. Soft solid touch of an angel. Everything is moved. There is electricity in your mind which conquers your whole body. You never wanted call to miss. But you never wanted call to end. Why can't it keep on ringing? If it does then how many time would I miss it. Always and again and again, not one time but all the time. Next time it happens with you, carry a condom handy.

This is why i didn’t pick up your phone my friend. 

  *statuary warning - I never put my phone on vibration.

Now it was my turn.  She brought out a condom since both of us didn't want to make a mess in the car.  This was actually the first time we used a condom while we were having sex.  So I dropped my pants a little, put on the condom and proceeded to fuck her in the back seat of the car.  It was a little cramped but I pounded her pussy until I came inside her.  It was a cool experience fucking in the car but not something I would do more often unless we get an urge to do it and can't wait to get home.  I think everybody should have sex in the car at least once in their sex lives.

S.B.

Emergency contraception or the so-called “plan B” is the effective way to avoid and prevent an undesired pregnancy.

The emergency and other contraception pills are exclusively sold in drug stores and only with the presentation of the approval of a doctor. Thus, in order to purchase an emergency pill women should present the receipt prescribed and administered by their gynecologist or practitioner. The fact is that these pills are not so “innocent” as they seem.

Emergency pills are chemicals that affect a woman's organism and come with numerous side effects if frequently used.

The emergency pill contains huge amounts of progestin - a hormone which is normally released by a woman's body. Small quantities of the very hormone persists in the composition of the classic pills.

The emergency pill should be taken as early as possible right after the unprotected coitus.

If the first dose of the pill is taken in the first 24 hours after sex session, while the second dose - 12 hours later, the likelihood of a woman to get pregnant is 5 %. And even if the intercourse took place 72 hours before the administration of the pill, the efficiency is still quite high: 89%.

Depending on the number of the days which have passed from the last day of a woman's menstrual cycle and her last sex session, the pill blocks the conception and ovulation. It also changes the composition of the tissues that line the uterus.

Thus the fertilized egg doesn't dispose of conditions to fix and develop. Most experts consider the moment when the egg is implanted in the uterus as the beginning of the pregnancy.

The “plan B” can't be substituted with the so popular condom or other birth control method. It's effective in 95% of cases if compared with the ordinary contraceptions. The latter ones are assumed to have an effectiveness of 99%. In addition, the emergency pills' side effects are truly unpleasant and dangerous for a woman's body and health.

If emergency pills are used frequently, the general health of a woman weakens. For instance, many women (23% of them) experience vomiting and nausea during the first 24 hours after the pill has been taken. Women who often resort to emergency pills are more likely to suffer from headaches, irregular periods and abundant vaginal bleeding between menses.

NB. To avoid being confused or in panic disorder when hearing that your doctor is away and you had unprotected sex, it is a great idea to purchase more emergency pills in advance.

As pills are meant to be effective four years until their expiration date they can serve you for the years to come. However, you'd better opt for a healthy sexual life by using latex condoms. They protect people not only against unplanned pregnancy but against STDs, infections and HIV, as well.

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NEW DELHI - Nada dering atau ringtone untuk telepon selular yang berbunyi "kondom, kondom!" diluncurkan di India bulan ini untuk mempromosikan seks aman dan menghadang meningkatnya angka pertumbuhan epidemik HIV/AIDS. Lagu 'akapela kondom' ini didesain untuk menghilangkan keengganan menggunakan kondom dan mengkampanyekan agar kondom diterima di kalangan masyarakat secara lebih luas.

Penyelenggara kampanye, yang didanai oleh yayasan yang didirikan oleh hartawan pemilik Microsoft, Bill Gates dan istrinya Melinda, mengharapkan nada dering ini bakal digilai banyak anak muda India. Sekitar 2,5 juta orang menderita HIV di India, kata BBC World Service Trust, sebuah yayasan kasih yang juga aktif di belakang kemunculan nada dering ini.

"Nada dering akan menjadi pernyataan personal. Karena itu diciptakan nada dering kondom. Sambil mengirimkan pesan dengan praktis, orang juga merasa senang," ujar Radharani Mitra, Direktur Kreatif BBC World Service Trust.

Pasar pengguna ponsel di India tumbuh sangat cepat melebihi negara-negara lain. Sekitar 270 juta pengguna ponsel ada di negara ini. Setiap tahun pertumbuhan ini meningkat hingga 57 persen.

ABD
Sumber : AP

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs, When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.

I walked straight towards my car, My future father-in-law was standing outside With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test, We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter, Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."

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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

(09-03) 18:14 PDT PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) --

Police in Port St. Lucie are on the lookout for a cross-dressing man who snatched a 74-year-old woman's purse. As if that weren't odd enough, they're depending on a strange clue. The suspect left behind a condom filled with water he had been using as a fake breast.

The woman said she believed the thief followed her while shopping. A witness told investigators he was wearing a short denim skirt and black tube top, and fled in a silver car with two other male crossdressers.

Police are processing the condom for fingerprint and DNA evidence.

Let me see if I can get this straight.

She was mayor of a town with a population similar to that of a community college.

She was governor for less than two years of East Jesus, Nowhere. 

She lists among her achievements high school athletic contests, beauty pageants, PTA leadership, and not aborting a baby with Down Syndrome.

She supports the rape of her state's natural resources for the procurement of oil. And speaking of rape, she is staunchly against abortion, no matter what the circumstances.

She minored in political science at the University of Idaho. Idaho! 

That kind of information is surely already old gossip in their small Arctic hometown. What's wrong with McCain that he didn't figure it out? And what's wrong with McCain if he did, but, as he claims, doesn't see it as an issue? Wouldn't you think that would put off the Evangelical base to which he's hoping to pander, lest they should be complete and utter hypocrites?

How strong-arming your daughter into a harpoon wedding to her small-town hockey-star high school-dropout boyfriend and ruining three lives (four, if you include Sarah Palin, who will undoubtedly need to mother her child's child) (or five lives, if you include mine) is better than teaching high school students how to put a condom on a banana, I will never understand.

I truly cannot imagine what will come of her speech tonight at the Republican National Convention. You know, Rob thinks we shouldn't send out holiday greeting cards with our photo on it because it just gives people fodder to make fun of us. I have a feeling the same goes for Palin when it comes to public speaking.

Unlike its depiction in popular media, it's not a generic spray can that men haphazardly shoot towards their crotch. In reality, it works like a miniature car wash, employing a penis chamber lined with jets that distribute liquid latex. The entire process takes 10 seconds, with another 20 to 25 required for drying. But couples who don't want to miss a second of "Two and a Half Men" will be happy to hear that the inventor is hard at work decreasing that time to 10 seconds.

Although Krause planned to release his product this year, he hit roadblocks earlier this month with the patent. Since condoms are considered medical products, the approval methods are far more rigorous. So it's possible that Krause's prototype will never see mass production, and the world will be denied what he expected to be "a revolution in the condom market."

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London, August 19 (ANI): The BBC World Service Trust has launched a ringtone campaign to promote the use of condoms in India, where about 2.5 million people are living with HIV.

The central message of the "condom condom" campaign being run on radio, TV and the Internet is that "smart men use condoms".

A scene in the TV ad, a mobile ringtone buzzes with a loud refrain "condom! condom!" during a wedding.

Though the man holding the mobile feels it embarrassing, those around him consider him to be a smart and responsible person.

The campaign's theme Jo Samjha Wohi Sikander (the one who understands is a winner) reinforces the message that those who use condoms are winners in life.

"Ringtones have become such personal statements that a specially created condom ringtone seemed just the right way of combining a practical message with a fun approach. We have always had a strong interactive, response-led component in this ongoing campaign. This downloadable ringtone provides an opportunity for our audience to translate a message into an action. The idea is to tackle the inhibitions and taboos that can be associated with condoms," the BBC quoted Radharani Mitra, Creative Director of the BBC World Service Trust India, as saying as she described the thinking behind the campaign.

This ongoing multi-media campaign will reach an over 100 million people in India.

The "condom condom" campaign is part of a two-year project to encourage more widespread use of condoms.

It started in 2007 with a three-week contest reaching over 100 million people in four Indian states.

Nearly 400,000 calls were made by people responding to TV, radio and outdoor advertisements to participate in the contest.

The Bill and Melinda Gates' Foundation provided financial support for the campaign. (ANI)

"He's only 22, very young, but spends all his remaining time in the government hospital," my Thai friend told me in halting English.

"If only he had been careful." I said.

Somebody who is as young, as inexperienced as that friend of a friend doesn't deserve to die, only if he practiced safe sex or altogether abstained from having sex. But knowing that the latter is difficult, if not impossible to do, he could have opted for protected sex.

He contracted the disease amid Thailand's rigorous campaign to use condom as protection from AIDS and other sexually transmitted infections .

From 1984 to 2007 in the Philippines, the number of registered cases reported was 3,061, with 2,754 persons still alive. But according to the Department of Health and the World Health Organization, the actual figure could be higher, accounting for unreported cases since the stigma of having AIDS causes those with the disease to die in silence or infect unknowingly their partners. In 2007, these two health agencies estimated that there are around 7,490 people living with HIV in the Philippines, an increase of 1500 from the 6,000 estimate in 2002.

In an article published on the Philippine Daily Inquirer entitled ‘Change in behavior, not condoms, will stem AIDS'. dated August 28, 2008, Pangasinan Archbishop Paciano Aniceto, chair of the Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines’ Commission on Family and Life, said promoting the use of condoms would be “dangerous and ineffective.”

He was reacting to a statement by Health Undersecretary Mario Villaverde, who said last week condom use was one of the most effective ways of preventing the spread of AIDS and HIV.

Also, two senators—Edgardo Angara and Pia Cayetano—have called on the government to strengthen laws on AIDS prevention and control, including more seriously educating the public on how to avoid it by using protection, such as condoms.

But Aniceto relayed the view of the Church in a statement yesterday: “We are constrained to express grave concerns over the press statement attributed to Undersecretary of Health Mario Villaverde that the Department of Health will now promote the nationwide use of condoms, allegedly as a means to prevent the spread of HIV/AIDS.”

Condom use will not effectively protect one from contracting the virus, the prelate said, adding that a prophylactic is not 100 percent foolproof.

“It is the duty of the DOH never to propose for general public use any prophylactic that could increase the incidence of the disease it is supposed to prevent,” the archbishop said.

“It is, therefore, irresponsible, imprudent and dangerous for the department to declare that the use of the condom, without any change in unhealthy sexual behavior, will prevent seropositive cases from transmitting HIV/AIDS to their seronegative spouses,” he said.

In this case, we see two public entities, the government health agency and the Roman Catholic Church in the Philippines conflicting over the control over the people's private spheres. The former for reason of public health security as in the disease is difficult to contain once in its more advanced stage so finding ways for its prevention is a more rational approach; the latter, on the other hand, is vehemently against the use of condom in the grounds of morality.

I see it as a myopic vision of the Catholic Church in the Philippines. The prevalence of sex outside marriage, premarital sex, or other forms of "immoral" sexual activities such as homosexual acts might as well mirror its utter failure to educate Filipino morality, its failure to make its parishioners understand that sodomy will send those who practice the act to hell, its failure to do what it is primarily tasked to do--teach morality (but ended up moralizing).

Now it is embarking on a grander scheme of changing public policies as if these policies are their papal nuncios.

When will we start educating people to be responsible as regards sex when all the parishioners are already dying of AIDS?

It reminded me of a statement made by Friedrich Nietzsche a century ago:

There are people who want to make men's lives more difficult for no other reason than the chance it provides them afterwards to offer their prescription for alleviating life; their Christianity, for instance.

Does this hold true? Does the opposition of the Catholic Church in the Philippines to legalize the use of artificial contraception to curb population explosion, which is one of the major reasons for the downward spiraling of not only the economy but also the standard of living of the Filipino family, an attempt to make the lives of each Filipino miserable just so the Church can show its charity? Funny. But with things going on now, nothing can be more true.

Does the opposition of the Roman Catholic Church in the Philippines to the use of condom to prevent AIDS a ploy to make the lost sheep find their shepherd, or so that the prodigal son can repent and the goodness of the father be exalted?

If we look at the issue in moral grounds, the Church will always have its way. 80 plus per cent of the voting population are adherents to Catholicism, at least as stated on their baptismal certificates. And the Church can always make use of this fact to pressure the Legislature, for 80 per cent of votes is enough for members of the Philippine legislature to deal with Satan (unintended pun) or the prelates.

If only we transcend the unwinnable moral ground and look at the rational side of the issue.

It is easier to convince a man to use condom (that is if it is available and he knows where to get it) whenever he wants to have sex than to convince him to abstain from having sex because his soul will burn in Hades.

It makes more sense to persuade an Overseas Filipino Worker to use condom while having sex in a faraway land than to tell him to be a good Christian and therefore must not have sex outside marriage.

It is more sensible to tell the youth to practice safe sex than to tell them that premarital sex is immoral for after all they will still do it.

The use of artificial methods to protect one from conceiving, sexually transmitted infection, or AIDS makes more sense than waiting in vain for the people to espouse the kind of morality taught by the church. It'll never be a good idea to see people not following the Church's teachings suffer from hunger because the family members are too many, from AIDS because he had sex with so many men, or poverty--all because of the absence of a clear-cut law on the production, distribution, and use of contraceptives in general. Hell has its proper place and proper time.

Let's give them the choice.

My Thai friend emailed me this morning that her gay friend just died because of multiple organ failure last night, the usual result of AIDS.

Very usual.

Condom lubricant popular acne cure for Cambodian women

Thu Aug 28, 12:16 PM ET

A condom lubricant designed for sex workers and gay men has become a popular acne cure among female Cambodians, women in the capital and local media said Thursday.

Number One Plus, a water-based lubricant produced by health organisation Population Services International (PSI), is an excellent cure for acne, 29-year-old vendor Tep Kemyoeurn told AFP.

"After I used it for three days, all of my acne dried up and went away," she said. "Many people believe in it," she added.

Khen Vanny, 29, from Phnom Penh, told AFP that women of all ages have taken to using the lubricant to get rid of spots.

"It is very effective. Some people don't believe in it but people who do really get a good result," she said, adding: "My youngest sister and my aunt use it too."

Another woman told Khmer-language Kampuchea Thmey newspaper that she had used many kinds of medicine to treat acne but none had worked.

"After that my friends, who work at garment factories in Phnom Penh, advised me to apply the lubricant from Number One Plus condoms on my face every night," she told the paper.

"And just within three to four nights, the acne on my face gradually and then totally disappeared," she added.

A vendor near a factory in the coastal city of Sihanoukville told the newspaper that she sold packets of Number One Plus lubricant for 500 riels (12 cents) to many women every day.

The paper urged experts to conduct research about the phenomenon.

PSI were not immediately available for comment on the apparent cosmetic benefits of their product.

Vince: So did mom and dad give you “The Birds and the Bees” talk yet?
Lil Sis: What?
Vince: “The Birds and the Bees”?
Lil Sis: What the hell is that?
Vince: You haven’t heard of “The Birds and the Bees”?
Lil Sis: No….
Vince: Well……. Ummmmm……. See it’s…….. ahhhh….. OH, we’ll look it up online!

(After typing it up on good ol’ Google)

Vince: hmmmm… oh, Urban Dictionary! Can’t go wrong there….

1. The Birds and the Bees

Mom- Honey, we need to talk.
Daughter- Mom, I DON'T want the 'birds and the bees' talk.
Mom- But you need to know not to have sex. You could get pregnant and die!
Daughter- We're JUST going to a friend's house for a small get-together.
Mom- Are there going to be a lot of boys there?
Daughter- No Mom, it's a nun club.

Lil Sis: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Vince: Yeah Urban Dictionary is golden; I’ve put some stuff in it (look for “The Simba”)
Lil Sis: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Vince: Do you know what the Urban Dictionary is?
Lil Sis: No
Vince: Well it’s pretty much like a Wiki, where people just put in stuff. It’s mostly used for slang words and phrases. Like…… “Superman that hoe” You know that from the song right?
Lil Sis: What song?
Vince: (in horrible out of tune voice and making up the lyrics I really don’t understand) It’s the “why we cranky why we roll, why we dampy why we ohhhh, Superman that hoe! Now why do youuuuuuuuuu crank that soldiah boy, why do youuuuuuuuuu…”
Lis Sis: Oh yeah I heard that, I hate that song! It’s annoying (*thank god she’s not ghetto…*)

(I then proceed to type “Superman that Hoe” on Urban Dictionary and here’s what comes out….)

1. Superman that Hoe

"Dude, tonight, im totally going to superman that hoe.

Lil Sis: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Vince: So anywayz, on a more serious note….. be safe and use protection if and when you’re ever gonna have sex. Lots of diseases and stuff out there. Use a condom.
Lil Sis: Isn’t that for boys?
Vince: HAHAHAHAHA, well yeah, use it on your partner.
Lil Sis: I saw a condom before, in (my other brother’s) room. I read the instructions on the back coz I was curious.
Vince: I have a condom in my drawer; wanna to see it?
Lil Sis: NO! Have you ever watched porn? You probably do huh?
Vince: Everyone watches porn.
Lil Sis: I watched porn by accident, I was looking at (my other brother’s) computer and I clicked something by mistake and then I started wondering what kind of movie was playing and then OH MY GOD! And then I closed it…
Vince: HAHAHAHAHA so anywayz, don’t just give away your “special gift” to anyone, find someone special.
Lil Sis: What’s a “special gift?”
Vince: Oh, it’s what some old hags who never get laid call their virginity…
Lil Sis: I already have someone special (later on she told me this was a joke)
Vince: Oh ok, well just whore yourself out then…..

I've only just got in from Leeds, so I think I ought to quickly first whoop on about Bloodstock while some memory of the utter depravity it descended into is fresh in my mind. First off, there's my review over on ThrashHits, which covers most of the musical highlights. There's also a laptop full of videos that I shot with my compadré, Tom Gibbons, who used to be a produce the rock show on the sadly now-defunct MusFlash TV. We just haven't had time to edit them yet, as almost as soon as the dust had settled from Bloodstock we were getting ready to truck up to Leeds.

Bloodstock feels far more like a European festival than a British one, where even the so-called "boutique" festivals suffer from an overdose of branding and bills leaning towards bands that have the most media bluster over actual talent. One of the band's that was booked for this year was The Defiled, one of the best unsigned metal bands in the UK today (expect to see a Future Hits piece on them on ThrashHits soon). I've known their bass player, Drex Exel, for the best part of seven years now, so after seeing them blow the Scuzz stage to pieces on Saturday, we spent a good deal of the festival getting seven shades of shitfaced.

Some clips of The Defiled's Bloodstock performance - sadly the shit sound quality doesn't do them justice

Sadly the best stories from Bloodstock need to remain untold, if only to protect the sanity, sexual health and status of the people involved. Needless to say, they involve a porn star in the back of a band's van, more Bon Jovi karoke than is ever really necessary, a band ketamine'd out of their tree, Suicide Girls and their worst experiences with rock star infamy, a dressing room being trashed, and the instigation of a drinking competition that escalated into a brawl that closed the entire VIP bar down.

The A.V.D from The Defiled finds a new use for the Scuzz promo condoms

More (proper) videos to come once the edits are complete...

BONUS: This is 9 months of gestation in 20 seconds ! Its one of the most amazing video's I have ever seen . Enjoy ! (Please excuse the song!) Lol