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It's not the size that counts, it's...no, wait, size DOES count!

I am so very sorry I can’t take a picture of Chris. But you’ll have to take my word for it, she’s a midget. Like…Have you ever seen a grown-up chimp female next to a grown-up h… more →

The ABC of growing up

It's not the size that counts, it's...no, wait, size DOES count!

nudautografe wrote 1 month ago: I am so very sorry I can’t take a picture of Chris. But you’ll have to take my word for … more →

Tag-uri: Job, Chris, chimp, Dwarf, human, Size

Five reasons why I think God hates me — 15 comments

nudautografe wrote 6 months ago: Reason no 1: God made me a woman. I’ve noticed it’s bad to be a girl when I was about 10 … more →

Tag-uri: I think I know, but I don't know why, Women, Men, Chocolate, Dating, God, Labor, babies, Furious

Things That Annoy the Living Fuck Out of Me — 5 comments

nudautografe wrote 7 months ago: 1. Sa fiu obligata sa-mi umplu portofelul de bonuri si maruntis (sau chiar mai rau, de “gumitz … more →

Tag-uri: I think I know, but I don't know why, Basically I'm complicated, Romania, annoy, Fuck, maruntis, Cool, Sfaturi, Complain

Mr and Mrs Originality — 2 comments

nudautografe wrote 8 months ago: Cat de originali sunt zoso si domnisoara “de ce urasc barbatii”? FOARTE. Atat de origina … more →

Tag-uri: Can you say "retarded"?, zoso, De ce uram barbatii ???, Original, coincidenta, Brainless, femei, jay leno, mr originality


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