So my new roommate is a sweet, funny, big-boobed, not-so-smart slut. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love her, everybody does, but sometimes I would gladly shoot fire out of my eyeballs and bur… more →
The ABC of growing upnudautografe wrote 7 months ago: So my new roommate is a sweet, funny, big-boobed, not-so-smart slut. Don’t get me wrong, I abs … more →
nudautografe wrote 7 months ago: Well don’t act so surprised, no one in this world can be as GORGEOUS as I am, as SMART as I am … more →
nudautografe wrote 9 months ago: Now R., dare say you’re not extremely proud of me, and I’ll break your beautiful neck. … more →
nudautografe wrote 1 year ago: Dear Fuck-Wads that live one floor above my apartment, I just wanted to write to let you know tha … more →
nudautografe wrote 1 year ago: Why do the old ladies that live next door find it necessary to fight out loud when they reach the el … more →
nudautografe wrote 1 year ago: So I decided to take over the world. Of course, I’ll wait ’til tomorrow to do this, but … more →
nudautografe wrote 1 year ago: Reason no 1: God made me a woman. I’ve noticed it’s bad to be a girl when I was about 10 … more →
nudautografe wrote 1 year ago: . OK, am fost putin dezamagita cand am aflat ca balsamul pentru rufe contine…seu. Da, … more →
nudautografe wrote 1 year ago: 1. Sa fiu obligata sa-mi umplu portofelul de bonuri si maruntis (sau chiar mai rau, de “gumitz … more →
nudautografe wrote 1 year ago: In China ieri a inceput Anul Sobolanului. Habar nu am ce inseamna asta si de asemenea habar nu am d … more →