I went out into the garage and dropped the top on the Jeep because I thought I saw the sun. I rounded up the boys and headed off to Lowes to make wooden skeleton puppets with the cousins. I got to make five wooden skeleton puppets, because let's face it, Angie is not a wooden skeleton puppet maker. I only blackened one thumbnail.The wooden skeleton puppets glow in the dark, so Jake spent the first fifteen minutes after we got home in the coat closet.

I let the boys watch Ironman while I somehow ended up in the garage again... Weird. What to do? I drug a Dana 30 Hi pinion axle out into the driveway so I could clean all the crud off it. Wow. Lot's of crud. Power drill with a wire brush attachment became necessary. I flung crud all over my legs. So after I got done I had to scrub down with GOJO in the driveway. I even washed my flip flops while I was at it.I think I downed a couple Mt. Dews in the processes.

After I came in the house Jake and I built a bear cave out of a cardboard box. I used some speaker wire and washers for the drawbridge latch. Don't all bear caves have a drawbridge? After a couple hours of play Jake discovered if you stand it on end the drawbridge looks like a toilet lid.

I am getting ready to eat food. Eating food is more important than writing blogs. I think you know what I must do.

Apparently, a rancher in Texas has taught a wild bobcat that she's been keeping as a pet to use the bathroom. See the amazing video at: Wild Bobcat Uses Toilet

• At first I thought this article was going to be some joke, but as it turns out it is a miracle!  Can you imagine turning on your tap and wine coming out instead of water!  I have a feeling that this could have really botched up some recipes (at least the mistake only lasted a few minutes).  At least it happened in Italy, I bet most people didn't even notice the mistake at all.
• I can see how this would be a major problem-o.  If your toilet breaks on earth, no big D, you can go to someone else's house or, in the worst scenario, just go outside.  However, these are not options in the vacuum of space.  And its not like on a plane, where you might just have to wait a few hours... its not exactly a quick trip back to earth.  I would be freaking out. Just another reason why I have no desire to experience space travel.
• The sad thing is that I know more than one person that this has happened to.  Also, I like how they noticed the missing crab cake before they noticed an extra man in the house.  At least it worked out in the end, and they even gave him some snacks for the road.
• Oh my god.  I'm sure this was an honest typographical error... seriously?  Whoever was in charge of typing up the ballots better get fired.  It's almost insulting that someone would think this was funny. Rediculous.

And I have the entire afternoon alone at home for cleaning and cooking and preparing for shabat. No kids to stumble upon.. no screaming, no begging, no small fingers to keep away from the stove, no stolen oven mittens, no fighting in the kids' room, no small (or big) feet making new footprints where I just cleaned, no kid that badly needs to pee when I just got started cleaning the toilet, no baby freaked out by the vacuum cleaner, no comments on every single move I make, no questions about how and when and what and why, no hubby trying to hug me when I'm in the most tricky part of the recipe, no baby sitting under the table eating dry macaroni and nasty bread crumbs (and crayons and small suspicious pieces of plastic).

I love to hear the voices in my head again!!

Don't take me wrong.. I love my family! But it's just SO nice to have one afternoon alone.. to be able to do all these things without "help". And there is SO much more energy left when the evening comes..

"Restaurant owner" is just another way of saying "cheap labor." Recently I have become the full time janitor at my restaurant. It is a long story but lets just say I am mopping floors and cleaning toilets again. It had been a few decades since I was doing that sort of shit but here I am trying to save us a few bucks by picking up cleaning duties. I have previously remarked on how totally fucked up your bathroom habits are in an earlier post. Now that I am the head janitor I can confirm more clearly how pathetic you really are when it comes to going to the fucking toilet.....especially my toilet.

Now everyone knows that the dudes have a problem with the toilet seat; put it up they forget to put it back down, leave it down they piss all over it like it's on fucking fire or something. Everyone knows that about dudes. But let's talk about chicks man. Ladies, ladies, ladies, if you are going to "hang glide" you have got to work on your mother fucking aim with that thing of yours. I know it ain't no hose and it just kind of sprays everywhere but seriously you make the biggest fucking mess of all. Plus, you have all that lady plumbing stuff going on. Which, by the way, the Health Department requires us to have a separate trash can with a lid on it for. Then you go and still just toss that shit in the toilet or in the regular lidless can like everyone really wants to see that bloody mess while they are having their goddamn dinner. So ladies, I hate to be the one to break it to you but you are ten times as dirty in the bathroom as the dudes. The good news for you is that you have an excuse, sort of, what with your monthly visitor and the lack of hose apparatus. So dudes don't get all superior acting and shit because we are built for good aim and we don't menstruate so we have no excuse. All and all, both the girls and the boys need to work on their fucking toilet technique. Take it from a restaurant owner janitor you all suck ass when it comes to using my restrooms....tbc

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Remember the woman who was literally stuck to a toilet seat?  Her boyfriend, Kory McFarren, just won $20,000 in the lottery.  For the second time in a year.

Yep.  No Karma.  Kathy Thompson thinks that karma just goofed but I'm pretty sure this is definitive proof against karma.

I am actually in Japan for a conference. In 2001, I lived for a short while in Tokyo, and the toilet experiences were always funny. But the 2008 Japanese Toilets are even better. Fully electronic with screen on the wall to control the functions.

- Bidet function for Man

- Bidet function for Woman (with special oscilation of the water)

- Temperature, soft or strong jet

- Music

- Heater

- Hight

I want the same one @ home!!!

Cheers

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

GREAT BEND, Kan. —  A Kansas man whose girlfriend was physically stuck to the toilet in their home wins $20,000 in the state Lottery — for the second time this year.

Kory McFarren of Ness City cashed in his winning $2 Bonus Crossword ticket in Great Bend Monday. On July 29, the 37-year-old McFarren received six months of probation after pleading no contest to misdemeanor mistreatment of a dependent adult.

McFarren called Ness County deputies in February to report that his girlfriend, Pam Babcock, had refused to come out of the bathroom for two years. Authorities found her stuck to the toilet.

Medical personnel estimated Babcock had been on the toilet for at least a month and said the seat had adhered to sores on her body. She was released from a Wichita hospital after several months of treatment.

That's all the AP had to say, but I have to weigh in on this. Any person who refuses to come out of the bathroom does not need to be fed. Honestly. How could you eat and excrete in the same place? If someone I knew - a spouse, child, friend or relative - refused to come out of my bathroom, I'd just leave their dumb ass in there, and turn the water off to that room. They'd come out when they need water or food.

This is like something from My Name Is Earl. I guess with all the bad karma from having a girlfriend stuck to his toilet seat, he was bound to get super lucky and win the lotto... twice! Lucky or unlucky, this guy is a complete moron for putting up with the agoraphobic fatty.

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But anyway this really takes the cake.  I have to wonder what is in store for this guy's future. Dlisted  ran this story this morning --

The Toilet Lady's Boyfriend Won The Lottery!

Kory McFarren, the dude who left his girlfriend stuck on the toilet seat for a long ass time, has won the Kansas State Lottery! If you've been stuck a toilet seat yourself for the past few months and have no idea what I'm talking about, then click here, here and here to get updated. It's a sordid tale.

So... Kory cashed in his winning $2 Bonus Crossword ticket for $20,000 yesterday. Get this shit. This is the second time he's won the lottery in the past year. Kory's got lady luck stuck to his ass cheeks.

Who knows if Kory and Toilet Lady are still together. She was released from the hospital a few months ago after being stuck to a toilet seat for at least a month. Last I heard, Toilet Lady is living with some guardian and legally is only allowed to pee while squatting over the toilet. I'm joking about that last part.

In July, Kory was sentenced to six months probation after he pleaded no contest to being a dumb fuck for allowing his girlfriend to live in the bathroom for 2 years.

Kory should take that $20,000 and buy Toilet Lady a pair of shiny new ass cheeks. Then he should use the rest to buy a fucking clue.

Thanks Susan

Do you guys have weird "talents"? Mine is always choosing the booth that has no toiletpaper, so I get stuck... Either I have to wait for someone else to come in, so I can ask them for toiletpaper, or I have to surrender to the embaresment of having to call out to anybody else present in the Ladies' room...

Another one is always choosing the slowest road after having said that I know a shortcut. It almost never fails! And it of course always happen, when I really want to prove that women are just as good as men with the whole "which road to take" thing.

And a final confession... I am CRAP at assemblying furniture. I NEVER bother to read the instructions, and I have not yet put together a piece of furniture together precisely like it's suppose to... So beware if you come to my place... Especially on the dining chairs...

Enter Kory McFarren, a 37-year old from Great Bend, Kansas.  He has just won $20,000 in the Kansas Lottery... for the second time this year.  Most people who play the lottery never win any appreciable amount, so what is Mr. McFarren's secret?  Well, perhaps his girlfriend, Pam Babcock, is his lucky charm.  You may recall that the pair made news over the summer when Mr. McFarren called 911 to report that Ms. Babcock wouldn't leave the bathroom, which she had been in for over six months.  When emergency responders arrived, they found that she had become physically attached to the toilet, which had adhered to sores on her body.  (She was hospitalized and released after several months of treatment, which hopefully went beyond the merely physical aspects of her condition and into mental health areas.)

Hopefully Mr. McFarren is not prone to superstition formation and is a critical thinker, though if he lets his girlfriend litterally grow into his toilet one must be skeptical of his ability to be skeptical.  In any event, hopefully neither he nor anyone else forms a connection between allowing a loved one to become physically attached to a toilet and winning the lottery.  Law enforcement officials, especially in Kansas, may want to keep an eye out for folks who suddenly start buying lots of lottery tickets: they may be locking loved ones in their bathrooms!

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I just wanted to take the time to say, "Thanks." I've noticed that you really haven't been using me too much, and I couldn't be happier. I'm sure its because of all the other important things you have to worry about; work, kids, school, meals, etc. Of course, the house is looking a little unkempt.

Instead of using me, why don't you relax and let the professionals at NeatNiks! clean the house for you? You could go out, relax, or spend more time with the family! Let them use their sponges!

They give free estimates, too! I looked up their number for you. Its (414) 745-6532. Call today! And, thanks again.

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Oh wow! its like being inside Mr. Blobby! The Ocreworks is a relatively new and very pleasant bar/restaurant/mini venue in Dalston. The decor is highly imaginative and unusual throughout the place (great duck themed artwork in the bar) and the bogs are no exception.

The pink theme is continued into the cublicles, which are plainer, but smart and stylish, and although you can't really see it in the photo there is a towel dispenser! hooray! no stupid noisy hand dryers!

And check it out, this is the one differentiation between the ladies and gents:

Ah! a lovely pink kiss on the door! Apologies for photo quality, I'd filled my bladder with a few (very reasonably priced) Peronis in preparation for this visit, and didn't realise my camera was on some kind of manual-blur-anti-focus setting which I hadn't realised existed.

So, generally a great blog in a lovely bar (manned by very lovely barstaff too by the way!) and an extra point for having a peg on the back of the door. Always a plus I find for keeping your bag/coat/handbag dog from getting grubby. Or if you liked you could completely remove your trousers and pants, hang them up out of harms way and pee nude from the waist down.. whatever floats one's boat..

Thank you!

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Tak ada karcis, fasilitas toilet yang gak nyaman, kotor, pesing, dan air yang minim.

Yang jadi pertanyaan,
1. Pantaskah dengan uang Rp.1.000,- kita mendapat fasilitas toilet yang digambarkan seperti diatas??

2. Kemana larinya uang Rp.1.000,- yang kita bayarkan??
Apakah masuk ke pendapatan daerah?? Tapi kok gak ada karcis.

Kalo misalnya (di terminal neh critanya) ada 1.000 orang yang pipis di toilet dalam 1 hari, sudah pasti 1 juta rupiah masuk kantong.

Klo sebulan brati 30 juta ya...., wow...kalah tuh gaji PNS, he....

Kira-kira uang sebanyak itu kemana ya?? ada yang tau???