vida-guerra &laquo; WordPress.com Tag Feed http://wordpress.com/tag/vida-guerra/ Feed of posts on WordPress.com tagged "vida-guerra" Mon, 07 Jul 2008 07:33:24 +0000 http://wordpress.com/tags/ en <![CDATA[Ruminations on Futility: Angelina Jolie's Ass in Wanted]]> http://gustafun.wordpress.com/?p=117 Sat, 05 Jul 2008 17:00:10 +0000 William Redman http://gustafun.wordpress.com/?p=117 In today’s Ruminations on Futility, William Redman discusses the asses of female celebrities.

Listen up you sick fucks. I don't know how you get to my website but you're fucking sick. I've been reviewing how people get here and the most notable search term is some combination of Angelina, Jolie, Ass, and Wanted. Arrange those words in anyway you want and that's probably how YOU got here. Stop searching for this shit.

What's your fucking obsession with one woman's ass? Why not just go see the fucking movie? Pay eight god damned dollars to go see her bare ass on a forty foot screen. Why is that so hard? Or just go to some other site like Mr. Skin and see her ass and dozens of other perfectly scuplted and bronzed asses. This website is not dedicated to any one's ass, especially not Angelina Jolie's ass. However, if I were to construct a website about asses, these are the asses I would have on my site:

10: Jessica Biel

Number 9:

Number 8: Beyonce

Number 7:  Jennifer Aniston

Numbers 6, 5, and 4: Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johansson and Colombo

Number 3: Tyra Banks

Number 2:  Jessica Alba

Number 1: Vida Guerra

So there you fucking have it. Those are the top ten asses in the universe in no particular order. Stop coming to this blog for asses. This will be the only ass related post. All other posts are totally ass irrelevant. 

What the fuck is society's obsession with asses anyway? Let's review the facts about asses

a) Poop comes from asses

b) Asses are meant to be sat on, whilst inside of pants

c) Your ass secretes poop for god sake!

Leave asses alone! Let them be free to run wild in the forest! Let them be. If you really love Angelina Jolie's ass, specifically in the film Wanted, then you should let it go. To put things bluntly, in the words the man whom I aspire to be, "SHE HAS A GREAT ASS! AND YOUR HEAD IS ALL THE WAY UP IT!"

 

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]]> <![CDATA[Teairra Mari is a jean addict..]]> http://yahdigg.wordpress.com/?p=1254 Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:42:29 +0000 yahdigg http://yahdigg.wordpress.com/?p=1254

Apparently, Roc-A-Fella princess Teairra Mari hasn't disappeared on us just yet. She hosted the Jean Addicts Pre-B.E.T launch yesterday. Vida Guerra & Nicole Murphy were among the guests.

]]> <![CDATA[D-List Affair]]> http://mediaoutrage.wordpress.com/?p=9307 Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:45:06 +0000 Media Outrage http://mediaoutrage.wordpress.com/?p=9307

Teairra Mari hosted Jeans Addicts at the Pre-BET launch in Malibu yesterday. Teairra's a cute girl who's career didn't even start before they came and hooked up the ventilator to it. That thing is going no where faster than the speed light and superman travel. Nicole Murphy, Vida Guerra, and actress Katerina Graham all attended the event. We're definitely mad that the photographer didn't ask Vida to strike the traditional pose. Teairra definitely keeps some sexy company.

To see more pics from this D-List love affair

]]> <![CDATA[PESADELO!!!]]> http://tatudobem.wordpress.com/?p=21 Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:55:09 +0000 franc1968 http://tatudobem.wordpress.com/?p=21

- Cara, tive um pesadelo horrível!
- Conta aí, cumpade! O que foi?
- Sonhei que estava viajando de navio e veio uma tempestade. Naufraguei, moleque!
- Putz! Sonhar com naufrágio é horrível!
- Mas essa não é a pior parte! Fiquei sendo jogado pelas ondas e centenas de tubarões brancos me cercavam. E, como eu sangrava, já viu, né?
- Ih, cara! Tubarões brancos? Que pavor!
- E isso ainda não é o pior!
- Não é possível! O que pode ser pior do que isso?
- Eu conseguia nadar e ia parar numa ilha... Paradisíaca! Linda! Coisa de National Geographic!
- Opa, aí já não é mais pesadelo...
- Aí é que o pesadelo começa... A ilha não era abandonada. Havia outros náufragos, ou melhor, outras...
- Havia mulheres na ilha?
- Havia.
- Ah, cara! Isso não é mais pesadelo. Que mulheres eram?
- A Flávia Alessandra, a Juliana Paes, a Jessica Biel, a Jessica Alba, a Vida Guerra e a Monica Bellucci, todas na seca! Loucas por um carinho! Loucas por um homem másculo e viril!
- Isso é pesadelo? Isso é pesadelo? Qualé, cara? Onde que isso é pesadelo?
- O pesadelo é que, nesse sonho, eu era um são-paulino de carteirinha...
- PQP!!!!!

]]> <![CDATA[Vida Guerra menudo reportaje Fhm.]]> http://planetacinico.wordpress.com/?p=323 Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:03:18 +0000 parrish02 http://planetacinico.wordpress.com/?p=323

Las Fotos hablan por si solas reconozco que el articulo es muy viejo exactamente del 2006 pero es que este reportaje es fantastico Vida Guerra es cubana pero se nos ocurren unas cuantas cosas mas que hacer con ella.

]]> <![CDATA[Vida Guerra dates a WHITEBOY?!?!?]]> http://yahdigg.wordpress.com/?p=1103 Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:26:23 +0000 yahdigg http://yahdigg.wordpress.com/?p=1103

It has been rumored for some time now that video hoe vixen Vida Guerra is dating Fantasic Four actor, Chris Evans.

The two were recently seen on tuesday exiting a restaurant in Los Angeles.

I didn't know she liked white boys..

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]]> <![CDATA[[SUPER ESTRELA VIDA GUERRA]]]> http://oiabomba.wordpress.com/2008/06/09/super-estrela-vida-guerra/ Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:18:00 +0000 oiabomba http://oiabomba.wordpress.com/2008/06/09/super-estrela-vida-guerra/



]]> <![CDATA[Fashion TV FTV - MODELS SHIRLEY MALLMANN FEM PE 1999]]> http://thedumbant.wordpress.com/?p=58 Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:07:06 +0000 thedumbant http://thedumbant.wordpress.com/?p=58 MORE XXX VIDEOS HERE

MORE XXX VIDEOS HERE

ENJOY!

]]> <![CDATA[Published ~ Jae Bueno Dot Com]]> http://jaebueno.wordpress.com/?p=129 Fri, 30 May 2008 14:13:20 +0000 jaebueno http://jaebueno.wordpress.com/?p=129

Here's a couple of links that were brought to my attention. It's pretty cool that my photos and site are getting recognized. The LA Times blog LA Now picked up a LATACO piece I did on Danny D and Retroscene Magazine likes the site and my Flickr page. Click the links to read what they have to say.

LA Times LA Now

RSM Dot Com

 

]]> <![CDATA[Vida Guerra | Hot wallpapers 7]]> http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1641 Thu, 29 May 2008 01:09:24 +0000 exdizajn http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1641 <![CDATA[Vida Guerra | Hot wallpapers 6]]> http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1631 Thu, 29 May 2008 00:58:21 +0000 exdizajn http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1631 <![CDATA[Vida Guerra | Hot wallpapers 5]]> http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1621 Thu, 29 May 2008 00:50:40 +0000 exdizajn http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1621 <![CDATA[Vida Guerra | Hot wallpapers 4]]> http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1611 Thu, 29 May 2008 00:42:24 +0000 exdizajn http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1611 <![CDATA[Vida Guerra | Hot wallpapers 3]]> http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1610 Thu, 29 May 2008 00:37:20 +0000 exdizajn http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1610 <![CDATA[Vida Guerra | Hot wallpapers 2]]> http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1591 Thu, 29 May 2008 00:31:18 +0000 exdizajn http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1591 <![CDATA[Vida Guerra | Hot wallpapers]]> http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1581 Thu, 29 May 2008 00:26:06 +0000 exdizajn http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=1581 <![CDATA[I've entered week 4. Welcome back, Booty!]]> http://damagedwithinrepair.wordpress.com/?p=42 Mon, 26 May 2008 16:10:10 +0000 MissWiggy http://damagedwithinrepair.wordpress.com/?p=42 Day 22 was weigh in day. Let me just get this over with because it was disappointing. I was kinda hoping I might get an extra pound in there because Aunt Flo is supposed to be getting into town soon, but she was no help. 'Kay, so I came in at 97.4 lbs and 14.7 body fat. Which means that I've actually dropped weight and fat. Which would be good for most other people. However, I'm not discouraged. Why is that? The Booty's coming back, as I announced in my headline. To celebrate this, I put on my smallest pair of booty shorts, pranced around in front of the mirror and danced around the house for a good half hour. Then I told myself to calm down and changed back into my sweats. I'm not quite ready to run out and get pics taken doing the "dump squat"(photos aren't quite SFW, so click with caution), as I prefer to call it. And really, I don't know why people think that pose is sexy, so you won't catch me in a picture like that either way.

I still have one week go til the I'm officially through, so I'll save the true rejoicing for then.

]]> <![CDATA[Bow Wow's Chick Brings that THUNDER!]]> http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/?p=4891 Thu, 22 May 2008 04:09:40 +0000 Lake Arlington http://usversusthem.wordpress.com/?p=4891 Hey, if there is one thing that's for certain, it's that they will continue to produce ridiculously hot babes.  Take this chick for instance, Dollicia Bryan, she's basically the next Vida Guerra and I'm happy to have made her acquaintance. 

Wow, say what you want about that King, but they bring the heat more often than they don't.  I can't believe Lil Bow Wow bagged this broad, but I guess it's true.

Sheeeeeeeeeiiiit!  That cat is looking like he's seeing some things, man.  One more. 

That aint no airbrush neither.  Damn.  Something tells me, we'll be seeing more of this chick.  I know, I know, Video Hizzie is just like the skrip who is just like the pro and the knee bone is connected to the hip bone.. i know. 

- Lake

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]]> <![CDATA[Homer Simpson macho man to Vida Guerra]]> http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=552 Thu, 15 May 2008 01:48:56 +0000 exdizajn http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=552

]]> <![CDATA[Vida Guerra Bikini Mix]]> http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=551 Thu, 15 May 2008 01:46:29 +0000 exdizajn http://exdizajn.wordpress.com/?p=551

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